Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Top 5 Least Favorite Christmas Songs

Relax, we don't hate Christmas songs. Just last week, we posted our Top 10 Most Favorite. But no one can deny, some holidays-times songs are just a little too much to take. Here's five we could do without:


5- The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

What's wrong with it: Ok, you loved it when you were a kid. But greed + rodents = seriously?
Rendition that almost saved it: Canned Heat
Rendition that helped bury it: Jaci Velasquez


4 - We Wish You a Merry Christmas
What's wrong with it: We got it, thank you. That's enough "Wish"s in one verse. And one holiday at a time, please.
Rendition that almost saved it: Israel Houghton & CeCe Winans
Rendition that helped bury it: the original


3- I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

What's wrong with it: We'll admit, a Hippo for Christmas would be pretty cool. But thanks to this song children everywhere continue to have unrealistic gift expectations every year. Honestly, a Rhino isn't good enough?
Rendition that almost saved it: The Three Stooges
Rendition that helped bury it: Jonas Brothers


2- The Twelve Days of Christmas

What's wrong with it: Stop bragging. You're making all our gifts look bad.
Rendition that almost saved it: Relient K
Rendition that helped bury it: Alvin & The Chipmunks
1- Baby It's Cold Outside
What's wrong with it: Dude, NO, means NO. Seriously, let her go home. Or we'll have to call the cops. Creeeeepy.
Rendition that almost saved it: Willie Nelson & Norah Jones
Rendition that helped bury it:
Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey




Did we crush your favorite? Leave us a comment and sound off!

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  1. I actually like all of these songs. And the top ten are just alright.
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